Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator. "
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."
Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Sunday, April 4, 2010
BEST PICK UP LINES FOR DATING
on seeing a beautiful Girl:::::
• Am I dead? Because this must be heaven!
• You have more curves than a race track.
• Do you know karate? Because your body’s really kickin’.
• I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
• Is your name Summer? Because you’re as hot as hell.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• You’re a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
• Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
• You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
• You know, I’m not this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
• Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch.
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• How was heaven when you left it?
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• I think I can die happy now because I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
• Am I dead? Because this must be heaven!
• You have more curves than a race track.
• Do you know karate? Because your body’s really kickin’.
• I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
• Is your name Summer? Because you’re as hot as hell.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• You’re a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
• Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
• You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
• You know, I’m not this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
• Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch.
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• How was heaven when you left it?
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• I think I can die happy now because I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
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