on seeing a beautiful Girl:::::
• Am I dead? Because this must be heaven!
• You have more curves than a race track.
• Do you know karate? Because your body’s really kickin’.
• I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
• Is your name Summer? Because you’re as hot as hell.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• You’re a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
• Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
• You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
• You know, I’m not this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
• Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch.
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• How was heaven when you left it?
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• I think I can die happy now because I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
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