Thursday, May 22, 2008

PROBLEMS WITH GUYS

HI, A very good article a girl sent me long time ago, this is basically what girls feel about boys. Wanted to share the same with you. Just read it and please write your comments.

Problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are
SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your
PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u
BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; (straight guys, family guy quotes, how to get a guy, pretty fly for a white guy, nice guys, guy pearce, tourette's guy, goodguys, retravision)
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u
SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u
HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!


SOME FACTS ABOUT GUYS
This is once again from a girl read it if you find interesting.

Belive it or not.......

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
..... so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19.. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true. ( warna they will say that bhashan mat de)

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

24. Guys can keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

LOVE QUOTES AND SHAYARIS

WE ALL USE SHARAYIS IN LOVE LETTERS AND WE LOVE TO SEND IT TO OUR LOVED ONES(MOSTLY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND).
PRESENTING SOME LOVELY QUOTES AND SHAYARIES FOR YOU....



E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

ere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayeâ.

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....


Phool hun Gulaab kaâ?
Chameli ka mat samjhnaâ?
Aashiq hun aapkaâ?
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhnaâ

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye, Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karteâ

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..


RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..

mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

I'd like to be the sort of friend that
you have been to me;
I'd like to be the help that
you've been always glad to be;

I'd like to mean as much to you
each minute of the day
As you have meant, old friend of mine,
to me along the way.

I'd like to do the big things and
the splendid things for you,
To brush the gray from out your skies
and leave them only blue;

I'd like to say the kindly things that
I so oft have heard,
And feel that I could rouse your soul
the way that mine you've stirred.

I'd like to give you back the joy
that you have given me,
Yet that were wishing you a need
I hope will never be;

I'd like to make you feel as rich as I,
who travel on
Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to
lean upon.

I'm wishing at this time that I
could but repay
A portion of the gladness that
you've strewn along my way;

And could I have one wish this year,
this only would it be:
I'd like to be the sort of friend
that you have been to me.

Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay

Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay
Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay

pyar pon lai ek baaji assi vi khedi si,
rab jane sade naal kheo jeya khel hoya,
ek eho jeya yaar assi bana baithe,
na vichad sake na male hoya.

I think that my heart really knew,
When a loving heart came along.
It knew you'd be the perfect one,
To make our love grow strong.

It went looking for a loving heart,
One that would be deep and true.
It knew you would love me darling,
With the loving heart inside of you.

Our hearts will now be as one,
A love with a passion so deep.
I know yours is the one true love,
That I will always want to keep.

I thank God for your love darling,
And for putting you into my life.
We will build our life together,
The day you make me your wife.

We are truely a match made in heaven,
For you are my angel, sent down from above.
To have you always by my side my darling,
To have and to hold and to forever love.

Aap Hamaare liye itne khaas hain
ke door reh kar bhi dil ke paas hain
Aap humein bhulne ki tamanna rakhte honge
Per humein to aapse milne ki aash hai
Hum to bas jism hain dil-o-jaan to aapke sath hai
hum ji rahen hain kyunki sanson ki dor aapke sath hai!!!!!!

HAR KOI HOGA TERE JANAZA KE PECHE,
BAS MEIN NAHIN HOUNGA TERE JANAZE KE PECHE,
HOUNGA TO KAISE HOUNGA TERE JANAZE KE PECHE,
TERA JANAZA TO HOGA MERE JANAZE KE PECHE.


KAFAN NA DALO MERE CHEHRE PE MUZHE AADAT
HAI MUSKURANE KI,
KAFAN NA DALO MERE CHEHRE PE MUZHE AADAT
HAI MUSKURANE KI,
NA DAFNAO MERE LASH KO MUJHE AB BHI UMEED
HAI USKE AANE KI.


AAKHEN KHOLU TO CHEHRA TERA HO,
AAKHEN BANDH KARU TO SAPNA TERA HO,
MAR BHI JAU TO KOI GAM NAHI AGAR KAFAN KE
BADLE AANCHAL TERA HO.

It's nice feeling when you know that someone loves you,
someone misses you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you.

U knw U R
Gorgeous!!!
Alluring!!!
Attractive!!!
Appealing!!!
Sweet!!!
Good-looking!!!
Charming!!!
Glamorous!!!
Beautiful!!!
Eye-catching!!!
Striking!!!
Fascinating!!!
Beautiful!!!
Bubbly!!!
Sparkling!!!
Full of life!!!
Dazzling!!!
Shining!!!
Energetic!!!
Head turner!!!
Humorous!!!
Funny!!!
Stunning!!!
Lovely!!!
Superb!!!
Exquisite!!!
Fabulous!!!
Excellent!!!
Fantastic!!!
Outstanding!!!
Exceptional!!!
Terrific!!!
Wonderful!!!
Glittering!!!
Tempting!!!
Persuasive!!!
Influential!!!
Credible!!!
Likeable!!!
Attention-grabbing!!!
Impressive!!!
Sparkling!!!
Remarkable!!!
Marvelous!!!
Prominent!!!
Pleasing!!!
Extraordinary!!!
Congenial!!!
Friendly!!!
Good-natured!!!
Great!!!
Amazing!!!
Tremendous!!!
Elegant!!!
Fashionable!!!
Well-groomed!!!
Stylish!!!
Neat!!!
Graceful!!!
Pleasing to Eye!!!
that all are book language........
but in my understanding
In a one word u r a True friend

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

AAAZ DIL POOCH BETTHA APNI HI TASVIR SE
TUNE KYA PAYA HE APNI HI TAQDIR SE
AAPKI TASIVR DIL K AAINE KO DIKHAI
OR KHA, AISEE DOST PAYI HAI DUNIYA KI BHIR SE

Dosti se aaj pyar sharmaya hai,
apki dosti ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai,
rab se kya kuch mange ab hum,
wo to khud hamse ap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.........

zarur kisi ne dil se pukara hoga
ek bar to chand ne bhi aapko nihara hoga
mayus ho gaye honge asman ke tare bhi us din
jab zameen par khuda ne apko utara hoga

We never get what we want,
we never want what we get,
we never have what we like,
we never like what we have,
still we Live & Love.
This is Life........ ..

muzh diljale ko koi apna banana kyun chahega,
Bekar mein koi apna dil jalana kon chahega,
Dikhawa hai yeh mahobaat warna,
mere Pyaar mein mith jana kyun chahega?

Kuch din toh baso merii aankhon mein
Phir khuwab agar ho jaao toh kya
Koi rang toh do mere chehre ko
Phir zakhm agar mehkao toh kya
Ek ainaa tha so toot gayaa
Ab Khud se agar sharmaao toh kya
Main tanha tha main tanhaa huun
Tum aao toh kya na aao toh kya

Agar aapke dil ka mere dil se koi rista nahi to,
To aapka dil mere sine me dhadakta kyu hai,
Dard to aapne mitha hi diya hai dil ko,
Lekinye khara pani aankho se chalakta kyu hai?
Zameen me kuch nami se thi,
ful ke aanchal me kuch bhi kami si thi,
Meri mohabbat ko thukranewale,
ye to bata de ki meri mohabbat me kami kya thi?


If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you,
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own,
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
Are impossible for me
I cannot build a mountain,
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there


Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
Kuch chanchal se , kuch chup chup se
kuch pagal pagal lagtey ho
hain chahney waaley aur bahut
par tum mein hai aik baat bahut
Tum apney lagtey ho
Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
Yeh baat baat pe kho jaana
kuch kehtey kehtey ruk jaana
yeh kis uljhan mein rehtey ho?
Kya baat hai hum se keh daalo
Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho


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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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WELCOME ALL TEENAGERS.
NO ONE BEYOND 20 YEARS IS ALLOWED TO VISIT THIS BLOG.
When I was a teenager there were lakhs of questions going through my mind.
Now, I try to answer all these questions. Need your help to get an answer on all the questions.....

what is teenage Dating(Blue Teen, Miss Teen, Tamed Teens, teen movie) ?
tell me all the options available for my type of dating?
I dont know what should I expect in my boyfriend or girlfriend?
what is the preference of teenager?
What does I want from my partner?
How should I look when I am a teen?
How should I walk when I am a teen?
How should I sleep when I am a teen?
How should I speak when I am a teen?
Which website to use when I am a teen?
Which drink I should take I am a teen?
Which dress I should wear to attract the opposite sex individual?







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SCHOOL DAYS

I love my school, i love my school days.
I remember those days when we used to carry an Umbrella but never liked to use it.
I remember those lunch breaks when i never had my tiffin, always ate from my friend's tiffins.
I cant forget the time when I loved someone for the first time and took 2 yrs to say "I LOVE YOU"
I cant forget my first girl friend and the time I spent with her...
I still remember my first Kiss of my life. Cant forget that feeling of doing a sin so early in life. Cant forget that feel of those gorgeous lips and her cheeks.
I still remember my first date when we went out of school and had a SAMOSA with her,
the taste of those PANI PURIs is still on my tongue.
That fantastic Bus Stop where we used to meet everyday and the school gate where I used to wait for her after the BELL.............



Here I need all of you to write what do you miss about your School Days....
I am waiting for your replies.

I am trying to find out my First Girlfriend, I dont know where she is now?
But I am sure one day when she will read this, she can recollect all the memories of our School Days and we can meet up once again.

PLEASE HELP ME MEET HER!!!!!
PLEASE FORWARD THIS LINK TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!!!
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN REACH HER!!!!!

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