DIFFERENT WAYS TO PROPOSE A GIRL

1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
“You’re under arrest!”
For what?
“For stealing my heart.”

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.
She would say,”What are doing”
resond,”Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”

7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.
“I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9.Walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from Greece?”
“No” he answers.
“Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece”

10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ……….. PRETTY WOMEN

11. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!

12. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?

13. Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!

14. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

15. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!

16. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

17. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)

18. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!

19. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!
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